TITLE: All Things Scottish BLURB: If it's not Scottish, it's CRAP!! BASED ON: Doctor Who TYPE: Humor; TTR (sort of); 200 words ("double drabble") AUTHOR: Eric Adcock DATE: March 2002 ARCHIVE: http://echoalpha.com/fanfic/ Just an excuse to quote Mike Myers' "Saturday Night Live" skits and movies. (Sylvester McCoy, the actor that played the Seventh Doctor, is Scottish.) Doctor Who (c) BBC. "This Time Round" concept by Tyler Dion et. al. ----------------------------------------------------------------- The Eighth Doctor had decided to drop in on the Seventh Doctor, to see how "retirement" was treating him. He was surprised to find that the Seventh Doctor had opened a shop just down the road from This Time Round. It looked like a charming little antiques store from the outside. But he didn't understand the name on the homey sign above the door. "'All Things Scottish'?" As he opened the door, he heard the sound of bagpipes. "Oh, dear..." He was loudly greeted by the Seventh Doctor. "Welcome to 'All Things Scottish.' If it's not Scottish, it's CRAP!!" The last word was spoken so forcefully that the Eighth Doctor's hair was blown back. The Seventh Doctor beamed. "So... what do you think?" The Eighth Doctor looked round at the abundance of plaid stuff. "Honestly? It's... silly. The most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. Why, it's a scheme worthy of the Master..." Too late, he clapped a hand to his mouth, then he hung his head. "Aw, *man*..." The Seventh Doctor fumed until he exploded. "Oh, I hated the Master... with his WEE BEADY EYES!! And that SMUG LOOK on his face!! 'Oh, I'm going to kill you, Doctor!' Oh-oh-oh..."