TTR: Karaoke Night: And He Liked It (Drabble)

It was Karaoke Night in the Round again, and the Eighth Doctor was on
stage. He was doing rather well, although his choice of song had
surprised a few people.

"I'm going to kill him," Grace muttered, "Seriously, I'm going to kill
him."

"What's wrong?" Tenth asked her innocently, "I think it's rather catchy."

"You would," retorted Fourth, "Some of us *like* the mystique of presumed
asexuality."

"Oh, yeah? That's not what the you/Romana fics say..."

"I may be missing the point here," interrupted Second, "But shouldn't
that song be sung by a woman?"

"Not necessarily," Jack replied.

DISCLAIMERS:
All Doctor Who characters the property of the BBC
This Time Round created by Tyler Dion
"I Kissed A Girl" written by Kate Perry, Dr Luke, Max Martin and Cathy
Dennis (at least, according to Wikipedia).

--
Dave
There's an old Earth saying. A phrase full of power and wisdom, and
consolation to the soul in times of need. Allons-y!