(DISCLAIMER: I do not own This Time Round [Tyler Dion], or the TDF series [originating from the brilliant mind of Erin Tumilty]. SUMMARY: Bree the Muse accidentally gives Nyssa an idea.) -- A New Method Breelora Perpetua Isadora Kalandra Salome the Muse (Bree for short) had not expected this to happen. How on Earth and Gallifrey and Vulcan and Qo'noS and so many other planets had it happened?! It started, anyway, when she talked to Nyssa in hopes of dissuading her from killing Adric that day. "So, do you like Lady Gaga?" she had asked. "I don't listen to her much, why do you ask?" "Well, I was thinking, maybe we could watch some music videos of hers! Especially /Telephone/." "What's so noteworthy about a telephone?" In retrospect, maybe she shouldn't have opened that laptop of hers and showed the psycho Trakenite the music video. Especially when the music video was done by Lady Gaga and Beyonce and had them killing a whole diner full of customers and one dog. -- "Arsenic. That's a little new." BREE SAYS SHE'S SORRY, EVEN IF IT WAS INDIRECT. "How come?" Death punched another one in Adric's card. SHE SHOWED NYSSA THAT LADY GAGA VIDEO BY ACCIDENT. Adric sighed. "Let me guess. Telephone. Now I know where she got that idea." NICE TUNE, THOUGH. AND ACCORDING TO THE FIVE OTHER PEOPLE SHE POISONED AS WELL, SO WERE THE ARTISTS. Turlough, behind Adric, shrugged. "I appreciated the dancing." "As well as the revealing outfits, I presume," Owen interjected. -- FIN -- "Stop telephonin' me!" - Lady Gaga and Beyonce, "Telephone"