As Human As You

The Round looked, compared to normal, a little depopulated.
"So where's everyone got to this time?" Adric asked, apparently the only
person not to keep abreast of current events.
"They all turned into the Master," Sarah said. "Anyone who was human,
alive and on present day Earth. Gwen, Polly, even Rani and Clyde.
That's their canon appearance, at least for the next week."
"Human... on present-day Earth..." Adric scratched his head. "How come you
weren't affected, then?"
Sarah favoured him with a disconcerting grin. A forked tongue flickered
between her teeth.
"Let's just say I made alternative arrangements," she replied.

John Elliott

Thinks: This is what a nice clean life leads to. Hmm, why did I ever lead one?
-- Bluebottle, in the Goon Show