Hi y'all,

This is my first attempt at a This Time Round story, so apologies in advance if
it bites.

Copyright disclaimer: Dr Who is owned by the BBC. This Time Round was created
by Tyler Dion, after Kielle's Subreality Cafe.
Comments&criticism are, as always, appreciated. If you don't tell me what I'm
doing wrong, I won't get any better, and you'll have to read crap.

THIS TIME ROUND: CASTING CALL

by WhiteDalek


"Nyssa! Tegan! Guess what!" Adric called out gleefully, waving a
piece of paper.

Tegan, annoyed at having their discussion of the finer points of Paul
McGann's anatomy interrupted, muttered, "Isn't he supposed to be
dead or something?"

Nyssa, always the diplomat, actually managed to fake a look of what
could almost be considered interest as she replied to the Alzarian:
"Ed McMahon told you that you may already be a winner?"

"No, that was yesterday," he said. "This is even better than that.
Yours Truly has been asked to co-star in a crossover fanfic series!
Don't believe me? It's all right here in this letter!"

He puffed up visibly as he spoke. "At last, someone has recognized
my talents and given me a leading role." He preened for a moment
as the two girls merely looked at one another and shrugged.

"So anyway," said Tegan, "there's this one bit in 'The Rainbow'
where I swear you could see his--"

"I bet you'd like to know who my co-star is, wouldn't you?" Adric
blurted.

Tegan sighed heavily, seeing now that they were going to have to
just tough this one out. "Yes, Adric," she said in a bored monotone
that anyone but Adric would have taken offense at, "Please tell us so
that we can all stew in our jealousy."

"I knew you'd be envious! I, of course, will be the focus of the series,
but I will be sharing the limelight with... Wesley Crusher from Star
Trek: TNG! Can't you just see it now? It'll be _so_ fabulous!"

Nyssa had been sipping at a Margarita when she heard the words
'Wesley Crusher'. She suddenly found herself choking as the drink
went down the wrong way. Tegan slapped her on the back. She
coughed a couple of times and swiped at her eyes. Adric looked at
her curiously. "Sorry," she mumbled, "I sucked when I should have
swallowed." She looked at Tegan in surprise. "Did I really just say
that?"

But Tegan's attention was on Adric now. "Crusher, eh? That'll be...
interesting."

"Oh yes," he said seriously. "The way I see it, with me bringing in
my fan base, and Wesley bringing in his, we should double our pop-
ularity in no time."

'Twice zero is still zero,' Nyssa thought, but smiled and said nothing.

"Well, it sounds like you've got it all planned out," said Tegan. She
was chewing at her bottom lip a little, and the corners of her mouth
kept twitching.

"Absolutely. This is going to be my big break! Oh, by the way," he
added, holding up the letter and scanning it for a moment, "do either
of you know what this phrase means? I've never heard it before."

"Which phrase?" Nyssa asked.

He pointed at the first paragraph. "This one right here. 'Slash-fic'."

--WD