TTR: A Casting Conceit (Drabble)

"Lady Catherine?" Wesley asked in disbelief. "The Doctor was playing
Lady Catherine?"
"That's right," Adric said. "Don't tell me, you've got a better idea."
"Is it really that obvious?"
Lucas nodded.
"So what was your idea?" he asked.
"Ianto's girlfriend."
Adric and Lucas groaned and covered their faces.
"I heard that," Ianto said, leaning over their table and glaring at
them. "Just what are you young troublemakers suggesting?"
The trio looked up guiltily and exchanged glances. Adric somehow found
himself nominated as the spokesman.
"Bearing in mind where Wesley comes from, isn't it obvious?" he said.
"Lady Catherine... of Borg."

John Elliott