Reposted with added grammer:
It was a quiet, wintery evening in This Time Round. Daibhid
and Bob the Muse were discussing a possible return to
Toonside, when Daibhid suddenly stopped dead, staring at the
"Oh, flip!" hissed Daibhid, "I'd forgotten he was a character
now. This could be awkward. In fact..."
He jumped up and, muttering "'Scuse me, emergency," to Harry,
disappeared out the back.
Harry looked round, but just saw a bearded man taking off his
top hat and shaking the snow from his cloak.
"Excuse me," he said, "But where might I find the author of
something called 'Nyssa's Christmas Carol'?"
Official Absentee of EU Skiffeysoc
Hooray, Hooray, it's a wonderful day
For I have found my cow!
-"Where's My Cow?" (original version)