**DANCING ON THE DARKSIDE -- The Candia Harcourt Songbook** *9. Going Down to the Valley of the Shadow of the Guys and Blow-Up Dolls* Once I'd fan your fires with my spiced breath: Now I have to filk a Spice Girls song Frigging in a thoron jacuzzi while you frug and chew bentlam, dressed as Donkey Kong. I know baby this is the Darkside But you know if you still got any pride we're goin' wrong, wrong, wrong, We're goin' wrong... You get cranked up and want me inspiring something chill and dark Then you yawn when I sing of Yetis playing blind man's boff with Marky Mark. I'm sick and tired of our separate lives, separated just to fall apart, apart, apart and out, out, out, We're fallin' out... Now you kiss up to Miss Cold-Lips, help you kick this shit While I play nice games on the Lightside with Carrie Cuddles and her cute-ass kit. You used to drive me to bloody distraction Every night I'd make your hart's-horn sound We need a break to pick us up But one day man I'll come back home and we'll be goin' down, down, down, (Hot dog with extra chilli!), down, down, down, We'll be goin' down... -- Gray http://www.quilpole.demon.co.uk "She does not get eaten by the sharks at this time." - William Goldman, _The Princess Bride_.