TTR: Excluded Middle (drabble)

Vicki stumbled down the Round's staircase, yawning.
"I can't wait for this series to be over," she announced. "It's impossible
to sleep when your timeline keeps getting unhappened... Hey, where is
Leela looked up.
"It is something to do with logic," she said. "All the companions who
might be on Donna's Earth wanted to know why they were not in Harriet
Jones's webcast. Liz said they must all be dead. Ace said, 'or gone to
Birmingham'. Then Mel invoked something called... 'The law of the excluded
"Birmingham?" Vicki asked. "I wonder where they're staying?"
"Crossroads?" Romana suggested casually.

[ "Doctor Who" characters owned by the BBC.

"Crossroads" originally created by ATV.

This Time Round created by Tyler Dion.

John Elliott

Thinks: This is what a nice clean life leads to. Hmm, why did I ever lead one?
-- Bluebottle, in the Goon Show