Fire Water

Doctor Who © BBC.
"This Time Round" concept by Tyler Dion et. al.
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The patrons of This Time Round suddenly dived for cover. Some hid behind chairs or beneath tables, and others dived head-first into the plot holes from which they'd come.

A smirking New-Adventures Ace swaggered into the middle of the suddenly silent pub, wearing her military uniform and sunglasses. She was holding a small Spacefleet-issue flame-thrower that was primed, lit, and ready for burnination.

"Oh, Benny..." Ace called out, in a teasing sing-song voice. "Where did you go? I'm just trying to give you what you wanted!"

Benny shouted back, without coming out of hiding. "Ace, I wanted a Bud Light!!"