It was Doctors Night at This Time Round. And Adric, the barkeep on duty, trembled with fear.

All eight BBC-canon Doctors were there, and the new Ninth Doctor was welcomed loudly. The BBCi Ninth Doctor and the Comic Relief Ninth Doctor were also in attendance.

The Dalek movie Cushing Doctor was there, along with dozens of other apocryphal Doctors, fan-fiction Doctors, and quite a few Doctors who had never existed. Even the "Brain Of Morbius" faces were there.

And Adric had to tell all of those powerful, impatient, and thirsty Time Lords that the bar was out of ginger beer.