Hath No Fury

Adric frowned. "So when does..."
"As I explained," Quences said, "it's in 'Who Killed Kennedy'!"
Across the room, someone screamed. Everyone turned and saw Dodo run crying from the pub.
"Nice one," Benny and Mariane groaned in unison.
"Sorry. Maybe I should..."
He was interrupted by a scuffle near the entrance. The Fifth Doctor was shoved aside as Dodo, now armed, stalked toward Quences.
"How many times do I have to tell you," she screamed as she lit her flamethrower and raked fire over the table, fanfic writer, and unfortunate Alzarian, "to never mention that horrible book in my presence!"