A series of occasional drabbles inspired by a recent webcast and various online discussions on the ramifications of fan perceptions... ;-) so look away now if spoilers for "Shalka" are a problem... I wanna hold your hand. TTR/Drabble By Helen Fayle 'I think I'm going to throw up,' Shanka snarled, staring. Kali and Cain were in the clinches for "Unchained Melody", but this paled into insignificance next to the blistering pace being set by the Master. At least the sight of the Thirteenth Doctor playing tonsil hockey was expected, as were Koschei and Ailla's smouldering moves. 'You think you have a problem?' said the (ex) Tenth Doctor, pointing. 'Until this bloody webcast is over and certain "theories" laid to rest, look what _I_ have to look at.' His double and the black-bearded android swayed dreamily past, lost in each other's eyes. ~~~ Tagline: The promo postcard for "Scream of the Shalka" has caused a lot of discussion online, and far be it for me to pass up the opportunity for a cheap gag.