TTR / TDTO: Welcome to my Knightmare (Drabble)
"Harry," Sarah called. "Take two steps to your left. No, your *left*."
"Sorry, old girl," the helmeted figure replied. "It's a bit difficult when
you can't see what you're doing."
"Didn't I say this would happen?" Tom muttered.
Leela shot a frustrated glance at Treguard, who shrugged sympathetically.
Elsewhere, Lord Fear snapped his fingers.
"Don't kill this one," he said. "Capture him alive."
"Yes, lordness. But--"
"Why? Because then his friends will be forced to try and retrieve him,
with one of their little time machines. And I've always wanted to see what
my technowizardry could make of a TARDIS."
[ "Doctor Who" characters created by the BBC.
"Knightmare" characters created by Broadsword Productions.
Then Do That Over by Paul Gadzikowski.
/Knightmare/ players were always schoolchildren, so it had to be the TDTO
versions of the characters. And since I had a ready-made team of four...
Thinks: This is what a nice clean life leads to. Hmm, why did I ever lead one?
-- Bluebottle, in the Goon Show