CAMRA Guide to the Universe This Time Round Parking: yes, but limited; road access poor. Beer: A remarkable selection of real ales, lagers and cider. It is difficult to pick any for special mention; however, people wishing to exit with the same form as they entered are advised to avoid any of the Sidhe brands and stick with October Ale or a brand name they can pronounce. Food: moderate to good. While there is a wide range, quality of cooking is variable. Avoid the poached dinosaur eggs - they can't get free range - and also avoid anything with toast, the bread is lousy. Recommended is the roast passenger pigeon and the fried dodo. Facilities: Good. Real fires in every room, though see notes. Shooting Range, Garden, Games Room and Dungeon. Notes: Accepts major credit cards, staff expect tips, people who annoy staff are likely to get a close encounter with a real fire. Compared to other trans reality pubs this one is fairly safe to visit for people with average reflexes. Occasional gunfire but weapons of mass destruction are frowned on by the management. Fodor's Guide to Subreality This Time Round An interesting place with a wide variety of food and drink. Visitors can expect to meet interesting people. Survival rate is high to medium. Points of interest are the dungeon which has the collection of torture instruments, for demonstrations please make an appointment with Nyssa, and the car park which usually has a good collection of antique time travel machines. Entertainment is limited being mainly confined to karaoke nights and the rather spectacular murders of Adric. Other events do occur but are not advertised.