TTR: More Checking Out

"Hello, ladies," said Owen Harper, joining Gwen and Tosh uninvited while
they were having a quiet drink at the Round. "Have you been to the new
bar yet?"

They gave him a long look.

"You mean the Steel Maiden?" Tosh asked, "I popped my head round the door
once, but it looked a bit rowdy for my taste. Besides, I know we're all
officially bisexual, but canonically I've had *one* same-sex encounter
and it didn't exactly go well."

"Don't look at me," Gwen said, shaking her head, "Happily married, me."

Tosh narrowed her eyes. "Why are you asking, anyway?"

"Well," said Owen, "I just happen to have a set of those contact lens
cameras we gave Martha..."

Naturally, they poured their drinks over him.

All Torchwood characters property of the BBC
TTR created by Tyler Dion
The Steel Maiden Bar and Grill created by BKWillis

So I looked, and behold, a pale horse.
And the name of him who sat on it was Death.
And the name of the horse was Binky.