vj <vjewitt@yahoo.co.uk> wrote: : On 17 Sep, 19:06, John Elliott <j...@seasip.demon.co.uk> wrote: :> :> [1] And yes, I have gone to the trouble of working out zaniform equivalent :> titles for the other five Jane Austen novels as well. : So...? Now, come on, give us the rest!! If you insist, then... Farcical Fanny and the Maniacs of Mansfield Antic Annie and the Perils of Persuasion Madcap Marianne and the Sensibility of Silliness Loony Lizzy and the Pitfalls of Prejudice Crazy Cathy and the Numbskulls of Northanger On the subject of the latter, giving due consideration to a certain scene in /The Seeds Of Death/, I present an ADWC Crossover from Hell (#5?) She resolved, therefore, on making her next approach to the forbidden door alone. The day was bright, her courage high; the sun was now two hours above the horizon, and nobody would mark her. The lock yielded to her hand, and the door flew open. But alas for poor Catherine! At once there flowed forth a stream of foam so strong and so abundant that she was swept quite away, and had she not caught onto the banisters she would surely have found herself deposited at the foot of the principal staircase. While she yet endeavoured vainly to pull herself to her feet, she heard the sound of hurrying feet approaching, and in a few moments Henry Tilney stood before her. "Miss Morland!" he exclaimed. "How came you here?" -- from "Crazy Cathy and the Numbskulls of Northanger", by Zany Zoe and Jane Austen.