Oh Yes It Is.
The annual Nameless panto had not gone well. In fact, it had ended with the
writer having to flee town at the heels of an angry mob, mostly made up of
the audience, but with certain members of the cast in the lead.
"I warned you," Bob the Muse said, "Sixth and Seventh as the Ugly Sisters?
Fine. Third as Widow Twanky? Rip-off of the UNIT Christmas party in Paul
Cornell novels, but still fine. But both in one show? It doesn't make
"Oh, everyone was fine with that," Daibhid replied, "It was the bit where
they were supposed to lead the audience in a rousing chorus of 'Doctor In
This Dress' that was the problem..."
Hello, I'm the Doctor. Basically ... run.