"So what did you think of Mr.. ah.. Ridcully?" Burusa asked, after the
wizard had left.

"I don't know," Barbara admitted, "His academic qualifications are good,
but he freely admitted that, despite his previous experience, he hasn't
dealt with students much."

"True," said Maxil, "But he seemed quite confident he could construct a
series of traps outside the headmaster's office that would keep it that
way. I say that makes him a 'maybe' at the least."

"Who's the next candidate?" Borusa asked.

Maxil looked at his sheet. "I have a good feeling about this one. He's
given his name as 'The Demon Headmaster'..."

Ridcully created by Terry Pratchett
The Demon Headmaster created by Gillian Cross
TTDO created by Paul Gadizowski

So I looked, and behold, a pale horse.
And the name of him who sat on it was Death.
And the name of the horse was Binky.