In case the first one wasn't revolting enough... TDF: A MEAL TO DIE FOR, Part 2 -- SOUP IS SERVED by Bill K. "Soup is ready!" Nyssa cheerfully called across the room as she entered the dining room carrying a large pot filled with boiling-hot soup and placed it on the table in front of a hungry Tegan and the Fifth Doctor. With a ladle, she then serves the soup into each of their bowls. Tegan and the Doctor, to their enjoyment, consume a few mouthfuls of Nyssa's homecooked soup. "Mmmm. This is the best soup I have ever tasted in a long time." commented Tegan. "Did you make this all by yourself?" "Well, actually, Adric's had a hand in it." Nyssa modestly insisted. The Doctor then scoops out of his bowl a long, bony morsel with what distinctly appears to be a human fingernail attached to the end, and almost succumbs to vomiting. |