Scenes That Will Never Happen #2

No one really knew quite what possessed Nyssa to come after Adric dressed as a Babylonian harlot.
Nyssa bent across the bar, trying to get at the cowering Alzarian with her bronze dagger. This had the effect of raising the wrap-around tunic well over her rump, revealing to one and all the fact that Babylonians did not wear underwear.
In particular, one set of lust-filled eyes locked on the Trakenite's bare derriere in a lascivious stare that would have melted steel.
Turlough punched Tegan on the arm. Hard. She still didn't look at him. "Pervert," he muttered under his breath.