Crazy Moderation Suggestion Mistress Mel - put down your whip. And Ace - stop saying 'fuck' It's neither big nor clever; Stick with 'smeg' or 'poo' or 'cruk'. And Gwilym, Morok, Ferris too? Not canon - so begone! This place is far too busy now We don't need hangers on. Daleks - leave the bar at once (By decree of Peel and Nation) This place is getting out of hand Three cheers for moderation! For all this non conformity Is far too much for me So Peri put your tits away And all those other bits away And then we'll all have tea.