Crazy Moderation Suggestion

Mistress Mel - put down your whip.
And Ace - stop saying 'fuck'
It's neither big nor clever;
Stick with 'smeg' or 'poo' or 'cruk'.

And Gwilym, Morok, Ferris too?
Not canon - so begone!
This place is far too busy now
We don't need hangers on.

Daleks - leave the bar at once
(By decree of Peel and Nation)
This place is getting out of hand
Three cheers for moderation!

For all this non conformity
Is far too much for me
So Peri put your tits away
And all those other bits away
And then we'll all have tea.