"My thief!" Idris' voice squealed in the Doctor's ear. "Join us! Join us!"

The Doctor found himself being dragged to a corner table with-


The blue lady of the EDAs. The grey lady of the DWM strip. Martha, from 'The Forgotten'. The Brigadier, from 'Zagreus'. Romana, from the Short Trips. The silver cat of the NAs.

Every body his TARDIS had worn over the years. Besides her actual one, anyway.

"See?!" Idris said, bouncing up and down. "So many bodies, just like you!"

The Doctor grinned at her - at *them*. "Well, you know what they say about married couples..."