Excerpts from Jules Asner's second annual post-Adrics report from This Time
[Long shot of a crowd of people including DAWN SUMMERS and several
I got a double! Everyone had a double but me! Now I'm *somebody*, because
somebody thinks I'm interesting enough to be two of!
[DOCTOR THREE and DOCTOR SEVEN stomp off in huffs.]
[CLIVE MAY, much the worse for wear despite his Best Roundrobin Chapter
statuette, and his henchfigments BOB THE PTERODACTYL and PELLICUDA
PELICAN sipping brews at a table.]
I told you a net would have been better.
But you did land in a net, Boss.
What? What net?
The internet! Ha ha! [Laughs uproariously. CLIVE is not as amused.]
[PAUL GADZIKOWSKI and PERI, each with a Best DOCTOR WHO Character
It's great to be nominated and good to win. But I was as much or more pleased
to see those nominations I made accruing votes as I was to watch the tallies
for my own nominated stuff.
[SAINT PUDENTIANA THE FAIRY BANE (who looks a lot like Sarah Michelle
Gellar, but whose clothing is an odd mix of contemporary southern
California and Imperial Rome) is making a scene at SPACE MERLIN.]
We're talking my final season-arc villian here! Gwyn ap Nud, king of Annfwn!
Son of the guy you killed in 'State of Decay' and I killed my first season -
after he killed me - and then I had to crush Nud's bones to keep him from
coming back too! It's all I can do to keep all the potential Fairy Banes
alive - and Gwyn isn't even material yet!!
Outside continuity -
And now here he is threatening Adrics presenters!!
Well, you know, revisionist interpretations of classical characters such as
Oh so he's a good guy now?! Well okay, the yowie crossover sculpture of Gaia
It wasn't a sculpture of Genuissa's witch friend. It was a sculpture of
the ceremony hostess.
And Amber has to do with this Buffy person I hear about?
The jury's apparently still out on that but I think -
THE POINT IS - yeah, it was a rotten practical joke but does the guy deserve
to have a manipulative, astral-projecting king of all Fairie on his butt
[During PUDENTIANA's speech, BUFFY and DAWN pass by in the background.
DAWN points at PUDENTIANA and shakes BUFFY's shoulder wildly but BUFFY
drags her offscreen.]
Who is this Tod guy anyway?
He's one of the villains of 'Dark Carnival', I believe.
[PUDENTIANA falls silent a moment.]
So how's Nimue taking it, losing out to the redneck and the genetics
[Long shot of all the Best Original or Crossover Character nominees
sitting at one table together. NUMBER ONE is unable to get a word in
edgewise until he dumps his ice water over herself. MAGNUS is not even