This Time Round: The Triad
This one was written with Alden in mind. :-)
The doors of This Time Round slammed open as a figure in flaming blue armor barged in.
"I am Melaphyre the Majestrix," she declared. "Where is the one who has my servant Bartholomew?"
At the bar, a woman in nothing bar six inches of strategically placed leather turned slinkily and said, "I'm Mistress Mel. What if I do?"
Before Melaphyre could respond a high-pitched voice said, "Can't you two ever get along?"
Both turned and saw a red-haired woman in slightly rumpled clothes come out of the back room, leading an equally-rumpled Barry.
"Hypocrite," Melaphyre and Mistress Mel snapped together.