Cum On Feel The Dokter Hoo Tribyoot Written (eventually) for the "musical" challenge, with aknowlegement and apology to Slade... The party was in full swing, once the cake had been cleared away, and everyone was talking animatedly when Daibhid cleared his throat. No-one noticed. He tried again. Then Bob the Muse slammed down his scumble mug. Everyone quietened. "Thank you." said Daibhid quietly. "Um, Bob and I have written this. Bob?" Bob put on a top hat, decorated with Big Finish CDs, picked up his guitar and began: Are you reading the special Doctor Who Mag? Are you hoping that the Doc won't stay as Zag? Do you feel that it's the fans who've helped the magic stay alive? Can you really wait 'till two thousand and five? So here it is, happy fortieth, every Who fan's havin' fun. Look to the future now, it's only just begun. Have you taken out any "new Doctor" bets? Have you new books by Richards, and Dicks and Letts? Do you believe that the lost Hartnells are just waiting to be found? Are you joining the regulars at the 'Round? ("Everyone!" Daibhid called.) So here it is, happy fortieth, every Who fan's havin' fun. Look to the future now, it's only just begu-uh-un. ("One more time!") So here it is, happy fortieth, every Who fan's havin' fun. (IT'S THE FORTIETH ANI-VEEER-SAAAA-REEEEE!" Bob bellowed.) Look to the future now, it's only just begu-uuun... (Author's notes: Music "Merry Xmas Everybody" by Slade. I *think* it's 200 words, but I'm beginning to get suspicious of the word counter I'm using. Sorry it took me over a week, but Bob had to talk me out of using "Doctor in Distress"...) (Synopsis: Bob and Dave "entertain" the 'Round at the 40th aniversary party) -- Dave Now Official Absentee of EU Skiffeysoc for FOUR years http://www.eusa.ed.ac.uk/societies/sesoc "Master Frodo, the power of the Ring 'as turned me into Pam Ayres!"