[TTR, Drabble] Take the High Road

"It's great to have a lass from Scotland in the TARDIS," Jamie said. "How
d'ye fancy a drink with us?"

"Why not?" Amy asked, rising to her feet.

Jamie looked up, and then further up.

"Um, we're over here," he said. To cover his confusion, he turned, nearly
bumping into a chair, and led the way.

By the time he'd reached the table, Victoria, Samantha and Zoe were all
shaking with barely-suppressed mirth.

"And what are you finding so funny?" he asked them.

Zoe wiped her eyes.

"I've still got that stepladder if you need it," she suggested innocently.

John Elliott

Thinks: This is what a nice clean life leads to. Hmm, why did I ever lead one?
-- Bluebottle, in the Goon Show