TITLE: You Can't Take Them Anywhere BLURB: For the "dw100" "Newton's Third Law" challenge. BASED ON: Doctor Who TYPE: Humor; This Time Round; 100 words ("drabble") AUTHOR: Eric Adcock DATE: September 2004 ARCHIVE: http://echoalpha.com/fanfic/ For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Doctor Who (c) BBC. "This Time Round" concept by Tyler Dion et. al. ----------------------------------------------------------------- The First, Second, and Third Doctors walked into This Time Round. "Where shall we sit?" the First Doctor asked. "Booth!" said the Second Doctor. "Table!" said the Third Doctor. ----------------------------------------------------------------- "Shall we order an appetizer with our drinks?" the First Doctor asked. "No," said the Second Doctor. "Yes!" said the Third Doctor. ----------------------------------------------------------------- "Well," the First Doctor asked, "what have you two been up to?" "I've been conducting some fascinating experiments," the Third Doctor said, "with my rhondium sensor--" The Second Doctor interrupted, by playing his recorder loudly. The First Doctor sighed. You can't take them anywhere, he thought to himself. -----------------------------------------------------------------