Author's Notes:

It's back again, and may the heavens have mercy on us all. That's
right, it's the 11th installment of that five-person orbital freakshow
and their forays into involuntary literary criticism. This one gets rated
PG-13 for mild bad language, lots of innuendo, and tastelessness
above and beyond the call of duty. There is also a lot of United
Nations bashing, because the UN needs a thorough bashing.

If these things would offend you, or if you have a problem with
riffs and gags involving McCarthyism, quantum physics,
cannibalism, female breasts, urine, death, Palestinians, or
obscure movie and TV references, then don't read this.

Thank you.

Copyright Notes:

'Doctor Who' belongs to the BBC.
'This Time Round' created by Tyler Dion, after Kielle.
'Mystery Science Theater 3000' belongs to Best Brains.
'Love Hina' belongs to Ken Akamatsu.
Doug and Diane created by Douglas B. Killings.
Mistress Helen created by Finn Clark and Helen Fayle.
The fan-fiction 'Wolves of London' is the exclusive property of
David W. Green and is used without permission, for satiric
purposes. No infringement of copyright, nor any offense, is
intended in any way.


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