Author's notes:

Hello, sports fans! Welcome to the eighth installment of the saga
of a group of seriously disturbed people being tormented for your
reading pleasure. This piece is rated PG-13 for smutty humor,
some minor violence, mild profanity, and general tastelessness.

I'm going to forego my usual disclaimer, and just say this instead.
If you are the sort of person who looks for things to be offended
by, you've come to the right place. Please remember, too, that this
is all a humorous satire, meant for a laugh, and that any opinions
expressed by characters herein are not necessarily (but are some-
times) my own.

Special thanks to Paul Andinach for his support and his story. Also
to David S. Rubin for his encouragement.

Thank you.

Copyright Notes:

'Doctor Who' belongs to the BBC.
'Mystery Science Theater 3000' belongs to Best Brains, Inc.
Doug, Diane, and the ADF created by Douglas Killings.
Mistress Helen created by Helen Fayle.
Varne created by Ken Young.
This Time Round created by Tyler Dion.
The fan-fiction 'The Anorak-Wearing Man' is the property of Paul
Andinach. No infringement of any copyright is intended, and no
offense is intended to Mr. Andinach.
The spams 'Twenty Reasons Why You Should Join the Ku Klux
Klan' and 'To All You ZOG-Pigs' are property of their authors and
they are welcome to them.
'Slayers' is property of Hajime Kanzaka and Rui Araizumi.
'Bastard!' is property of Kazushi Hagiwara and Pioneer Entertain-


Part One - Part Two - Part Three - Part Four

Back to M